Friday, October 2, 2015

Minions and Me

“Worship the Lord your God; serve only Him!” ~ Luke 4:8
Movies were her secret pleasure.  For those few blissful minutes, Madison simply projected herself onto the big screen as the hero, casting director, and number one fan.
Today, however, would not be one of those movies.  Today Madison found herself at a matinee babysitting her nephews, chewing on gummy bears, and fascinated by Minions.  You know those small, funny, genetically humanized kernels with one or two eyes.  They’re adorable! 
She allowed her mind to wander.  What really is a minion?
Minion /ˈmɪnjən/: 1. someone not powerful or important, who obeys the orders of a powerful leader; 2. One who is highly esteemed.
“So if I'm one of God's minions,” she thought, “that means I'd be: 1. a servant of God, subordinate to Him; and 2. highly favored by Him.”
Madison was certainly OK that!
She went on to learn that these Minions love.  They care for each other and protect the kingdom to which they belong.  In this topsy-turvy world where good is bad and villainy is endearing, Minions model a rich faithfulness and strict obedience that’s both powerful and endearing.  
Madison imagined that the biggest compliment for a Minion would be the words ‘well done good and faithful servant.’  For them, nothing could be better.  “Aren’t we as Christians called to act in the same manner, setting ourselves apart from the world that promotes self-reliance and self-fulfillment?” she wondered.
As she absorbed more of the film, Madison recognized other messages:  
1.      Be Yourself - despite how stupidly innocent Minions are, they never try to be something totally different.  Embrace your flaws and use them.
2.      Have Fun - Don't take life too seriously.  The essence of Minion-ism is childlike enthusiasm.  There’s nothing wrong with wearing a hat made of fruit, or hula dancing to pass the time.
3.      Look Out for Your Friends - What's the fun in laughing alone?  Stick with people who join you in ditsy mistakes, then giggle ‘em off. 
4.      Hug Often – The one thing better than a smile is a friendly hug!  They’re scientifically proven to lower stress.  So if words aren't enough to console a friend, give ‘em a bear (or Minion) hug.
5.      Don't Let Work Take Over Your Mind - You can't drool away like a sloth and then expect happiness.  Break up the drudgery.  Be silly and entertain yourself and others.
On the drive home, Madison felt great peace.  No matter how hard they tried, the Minions always seemed to fall short of their master’s approval.  She could relate.
There’s nothing she could do, no act great enough to enable a relationship with God.  As much as we try there’s nothing we can do ourselves to attain His approval.  We already have it.
Dear Lord, we seek to be Your Minions.  Let us lay down our need to compete, to strive, to one-up.  Let us decide that a life lived for You is better than a life lived for ourselves Thy kingdom come, thy will be done.  Amen