Friday, October 31, 2014

Hallow-weird

“A joyful heart is good medicine." ~ Proverbs 17:22
Kyle, a college student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking home one Halloween night.  What began as a cold drizzle grew quickly into an angry storm.  Thick, gloomy clouds made him feel at least ten degrees colder.
Lightning broke the darkness revealing the desolation of the lonely road he’d chosen.  Then blackness again; the only thing visible seemed to be the twinkling raindrops stinging his face like tiny shooting darts. 
Car headlights occasionally lit up the murky blackness of this October night as the few travelers made their way home.  Drivers repeatedly passed without stopping - most with looks of disgust on their faces.  Hitchhiking at night was rarely a good idea – picking someone up was even crazier.  But Kyle had honed his skills through practice and desperation.
He always looked them in the eye and held his gaze as they passed.  Not in a crazy axe-murderer way, but in a friendly and personable way.  He only had a second or two to make a good impression.   He dressed in clean, upscale clothing; nobody wants to pick up a lazy, stinky-looking hobo.   He kept smiling; pretending the next car was a friend planning to pick him up.
The storm’s rage was peaking; Kyle could see only a few feet behind him.  But his persistence paid off.  After an hour of flashing his nearly-frozen thumb in the direction of approaching cars, a rusty, old clunker rolled to a stop beside him. 
Desperate for shelter and without thinking, Kyle jumped in and closed the door.  To his amazement, no one occupied the driver’s seat; the engine was silent.  The car moved forward slowly.  Panic shot through him like an F-15 breaking the sound barrier.  Was he hallucinating?
Up ahead, the road sliced downward into a tight, nasty turn.  Terrified, Kyle prayed for his life.  Just before the car hit the curve, a bony hand with calloused fingers appeared through the window and steered the car safely through the winding danger.  The ‘phantom’ hand then disappeared into the eerie darkness. 
As the car gained speed down the winding road, Kyle gripped the wheel tightly.  He guided the old wreck safely into the parking lot of a nearby pub where he stopped and ran from the ‘haunted’ junker as if it were about to explode.
Chilled to the bone, Kyle rushed inside telling everyone about his terrifying experience.  Bar patrons passed him off as nothing more than a Halloween prankster trying to con free drinks from his preposterous tale.
Suddenly, two other men walked in from the ghostly storm.  They too were soaked and winded.  “Look, Elmer!” one exclaimed.  “There’s that idiot that got in our car while we were pushing it!”
Father, the life can at times, be so challenging; draining us of happiness if we’re not careful.  Thank You for our friends and family who bring laughter to our lives.  Please bring belly-busting laughter to my friends today.  Amen