Friday, June 11, 2021

Happy Choo Choo

 “Smile, the joy of the Lord is your strength." ~ Nehemiah 8:10

Riding the subway in New York City, there’s not a whole lot to smile about.  Delays, filth, riders who take up multiple seats - there’s always something to rankle you.

The ability to sweeten the drudgery of a subway commute is what sets Kenneth Burton apart from his peers.  While most conductors make announcements with calculated indifference, he actually makes passengers smile with delight. 

As Burton’s ‘Choo Choo’ screeched to a stop on the Upper West Side, he spotted a toddler in a stroller near the cab window, and leaned out of the conductor’s cab to hand out a sucker.  

His friendly but commanding voice bellowed through the crackle of the subway station in Times Square: “Be nice to each other as you go down the steps,” he announced.

Burton exited the train grinning, wearing aviator-style glasses and a conductor’s hat cocked at an angle.  Among regulars, friends and family he’s known as “Happy.”  Three minutes later the train left … nearly on time.

As he chugged through the next few stops, Burton broke into his practiced routine.  Born and raised in Harlem, he’s a genuine NYC tour guide.  “Change of scenery; Christopher Street, anyone?”

Soon, “Stonewall Inn Station - statutes, taverns and libraries,” he enunciates with theatrical precision each time he enters Greenwich Village.  He strings out the syllables of “Stonewall Inn” as if he were introducing a popular athlete in Madison Square Garden.

Burton’s style is reminiscent of Harry Nugent, arguably the most beloved subway conductor of all time.  He’s subverting the formal tone of those humdrum announcements that passengers mostly tune out.  But he discovered that when he throws in a little friendly commentary, some ears perk right up.  His casual remarks do seem to lighten the mood, as if he were joining you for the ride.

Burton’s improvisation, though, seems in direct conflict with the agency’s drafting of official scripts for subway conductors.  But the agency allows some measure of “flexibility” because Kenneth “maintains such great rapport with [our] customers.”

Clocking out, Burton drove home to his wife and four grandchildren.  But before laundering his grease-stained uniform, he removed a small piece of paper from his yellow-striped vest.  It had been given to him by a commuter several years ago.

It read: "KEEP SMILING!”  Happy is what others feel when they board his Choo Choo.

It’s been said, “There's a big difference between being a human and human being.”

"Being human" means showing humane qualities like kindness, empathy, and generosity.  Years of serving others taught Kenneth to always respect others just for being human, to discover the unexpected beauty at every stop, and how even the most ordinary job can lead to a career full of unrestrained cheerfulness.

Lord Jesus, sometimes I seem to be simply going through the motions; missing the point of it all.  Mend my heart, Lord for You alone, are where I find peace.  Let me be a branch on Your vine, that I might bring forth fruit in the joy of Your Spirit.  Amen