Sunday, December 8, 2013

'Hairy' Night

“I, the Lord, will teach your children, and they will have real peace." ~ Isaiah 54:13
Like a lot of married couples, Eric and Cindy rarely found time for each other.  With two small children, their six-year wedding anniversary came and went last June and until tonight; they’d yet to celebrate the occasion. 
Their first night out in years didn’t start well.  The babysitter arrived late, he failed to notice the stain on his favorite tie, she couldn’t find her comfortable shoes. 
He tried a joke to liven things up.  “What’s the difference between a monkey, an orphan, a prince, and Bald Eric?  A monkey has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and I have no hair apparent,” he laughed as he stroked his hairless-scalp.
Cindy smiled.  “I love you Cue-ball.” 
Cinderella’s Ball it wasn’t, but then again post-baby dates weren’t meant to sweep you off your feet.  Dating was an acquired skill - they’d get better at this with practice.
While they were gone, the babysitter paid more attention to her cell phone texts than the children.  Samuel, the four-year old took his dull, round tipped scissors and cut as much of his hair as he could before the sitter closed down the ‘barbershop.’   
Upon their return home, Eric eyed the boy furiously.  He grabbed Samuel roughly and prepared to give him a spanking he’d not soon forget.
The child, hoping to save himself a whoopin’ looked up at his angry father and said eagerly “Wait until you see Emma!"
Cindy, followed by Eric still clasping Samuel, rushed to the two-year old’s room to find her waist-length hair in a pile beside her.  Teddy Bear, the only witness to the crime, was propped next to her leg utterly covered with Emma’s curls.
Even at two, Emma must have been able to read her mother’s disappointment as she raised her innocent eyes from the pile of long hair to her mother’s horrified expression. 
"But Mommy,” the youngster began.  “Me and Sam were just trying to look like Daddy.” 
There are some rites of passage that are pleasurable for parents.  The first smile!  The first steps! And then there is the very first time you discover your child has gotten hold of a pair of scissors and given something - or worse, someone - a haircut.
But this is what kids DO!  We did it.  Our parents did it.  There's no shelf high enough for a four-year-old who can push a chair.  If it hasn't happened in your home . . .  it will.  Just wait until you hear their explanation before you decide how to handle it!  You never know what they'll have to say!  Just be glad they don’t chose to imitate a surgeon.
Children possess brilliance in their simplicity.  They lack fear and social boundaries.  They have endless curiosity and love without expectation.  Love them as I love you.  It's Ok to be childish; maturity is grossly overrated anyway. ~ God